‎”The year: 2030. It has recently come to the attention of the British government that a large number of the patients registering in mental institutions share a strange and degenerative disease now beginning to be referred to as “The Reichencrack” by many leading specialists in the scientific community. Many outbursts of this disease have been detected in several other countries around the globe. Its causes have surprisingly been attributed to a single TV show, BBC’S Sherlock, which is currently undergoing its 18th year of hiatus. The continued withdrawal from the show has sadly scarred beyond repair the sanity of thousands (if not millions of fans) who seek closure and are united in an alarming desire for the death of a single man, a man they unanimously blame for their current state: Steven Moffat. When asked about his thoughts on the matter the showrunner and creator of Sherlock shrugged and chuckled: “One of the things we do in this show is we make you wait. We like to build it up. In the original stories Holmes came back to Watson 3 years after Reichenbach, so I just thought, what a better twist than making him wait 20 years, huh? with both the main actor’s schedules finally free: Martin was playing the role of former US president Barack Obama, and Benedict just came back from motion-captioning himself for a movie where he plays all the characters… so the timing couldn’t have been more perfect. The fans will just have to wait. I’m sorry about all the levels of crazy you guys are going through. Well, sod it! I’m actually not sorry at all.” The man stares at the camera one last time, and grins maniacally, his eyes shining with delight and pure malice

my friend just finished watching Reichenbach

  • friend: NOOOOOOOOOOO NOOO NOOOOOOOOOOO HE CAN'T BE DEAD HE JUST CAN'T YOU STOP IT RIGHT NOW NYKS MAKE HIM STOP IT
  • me: HAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAAHAH
  • me: IN BBC, YOU DON'T FINISH SEASON. SEASON FINISHES YOU.
lokii-d:

loki-dokey:

iamladyloki:

themindofapariah:



davidscronenberg:

#imagine trying to moan this during sex


#he looks like the lovechild of tom hiddleston and jesus #i swear


^ Cannot be unseen. 

Omfg brb crying

Beezow Doo-Doo Zopittybop-Bop-Bop Hiddleston-God.
Yes.

Oh my god

lokii-d:

loki-dokey:

iamladyloki:

themindofapariah:

davidscronenberg:

#imagine trying to moan this during sex

#he looks like the lovechild of tom hiddleston and jesus #i swear

^ Cannot be unseen. 

Omfg brb crying

Beezow Doo-Doo Zopittybop-Bop-Bop Hiddleston-God.

Yes.

Oh my god

(via moriartyyy)

whatafuckinfamilypicture:

Call 911 and ask them how their day is going. They will appreciate it. Friendly gestures go a long way

This isn’t an actual suggestion, is it?? because that would be a really , reaaally bad idea.  If people called 911 just for the sake of being “friendly” there could be another,  urgent, call being kept on hold from a person who actually needs help. 

I sincerely hope nobody does this.  

You could just try calling a sex-line and asking someone how their day was… 

(via rulebysecrecy)

alexandraya:

Hello Tumblr! How are you? I have somehow managed to reach my 3000th post and have decided to hold a giveaway to celebrate. I am also, admittedly, using it as a promotion for my Etsy Store which will be opening in May. 

So, what is this giveaway you ask? Well, I enjoy painting simple designs on purses/bags so that is exactly what I am going to do. You get your choice of bag from the kind shown above. Then you get to tell me what you want on it. Give me a fandom and a character and I will decorate your bag in a way that represents that show/character. I will not paint people themselves because I am an abstract artist and feel that faces tend to muddle up the design and just look silly. After the winner gives me their information I will paint and ship them the bag of their choice. This will probably take up to four weeks plus shipping time.

Bag colours are:

black/grey

stone/white

pink

light blue

dark blue

green

brown

 

RULES!

Reblog as many times as you like between now and May 31st, LIKES DO NOT COUNT. You do not need to be following me because seriously it’s not like I post anything interesting. Keep your ask box open. If you win and you don’t have an open ask I will move on to the next person. Please note I will be selecting a winner via a random number generator.

Finally, yes. I will ship internationally!

Good luck, and my the odds be ever in your favour.

 And I know people are wondering so yes, I did intentionally write it Give-A-way. I was bored okay?

(via jamanddogtags)

askirene-a:

thefenceattheedgeoftheworld:

corking:

GAWD, John. GAWD.

John, darling….. what’s this?

(via sherlockseesthrougheverything)

gofuckyourselftomhiddleston:

theradicaldame:

doktah-what:


WHAT THE FUCK THOMAS

YOU REALLY DON’T NEED TO REMIND US YOU FUCK.

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